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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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...of the body's natural pressure points.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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When you pierce the skin of a piece of fruit, you've bought the whole fruit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Not a third of an apple. Not a half of a banana.

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...to some assurance of reliability?

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...who don't deserve the privilege of mail.

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So this is the fortress of solitude.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Because at the end of the week you add them.

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...of you buying a whole can.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Oh, yeah. A wise man once taught me the healing power...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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She looked like some kind of superhero.

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...and give half to each of you.

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She's gotta have hundreds of these dresses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Possibly. But then shouldn't the outfit only reappear at the end of the cycle?

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You know, the thing is, I kind of promised the widow Mantle...

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Oh, no, no, no. No, of course not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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- Sort of a mooching inventory. - No, not mooching.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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But, unfortunately, my friendship to each of you...

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Well, I don't have this kind of cash.

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But it's the end of the week, so I added up your tab.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Seven. Seven periods of school. Seven beatings a day.