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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.8s

-I don't want to. -Make a wish.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.4s

Hey, she wants me to dress smart casual.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.2s

-How much are they paying you? -No, no, no. I don't want any pay.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.8s

-What? -Don't you see?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.6s

What? What do you guys want?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.9s

Don't you just love lobster?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.3s

-I don't know, but you don't have it. -Right. Bye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.7s

You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3s

Why don't you try your engagement story?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.1s

I don't know, do you have it--?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.9s

Say we go out tonight. Any place you want.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.6s

...to, you know, get me to mate.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.8s

Don't worry about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.9s

What did you wanna see me about, Mr. Leland?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.1s

...George only calls when he wants something...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.1s

If I get it, will you take me to that club and show me a good time?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.4s

Well, let me--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.9s

-What? -That's me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.8s

Me so happy.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.8s

Kramer, put the paper down. You never listen to me anymore.