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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- You don't want to? - No, no, I want to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't want you eating over here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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You can say what you want about me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't want you to get upset or anything...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't want a carpet sweeper. They don't do anything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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It's a deal. I don't know why you don't come with me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Why don't you just eat fruit. - Fruit makes me incontinent.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...I am going to tell you something and I want you to really hear me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Do you want me to call the super? He was an Israeli commando.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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George, I want you to promise me something. If I'm ever in a coma...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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You could take as much as you want...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Let me ask you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...you don't wanna mess with it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I wanted them to come to me after the test and go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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You should be ashamed of yourself. I want you out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Let me ask you a question.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- How will you do that? - I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I saw you looking at your watch. You want to leave? Go ahead.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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He can't hear you, you idiot. Why don't you just buy another one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Hey. Do me a favour, will you?