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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I don't know. Dead bodies really gross me out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

Just because a person's a smoker doesn't mean he's not a human being.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You could read the paper through the whole thing, if you want.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

You can make all the laws you want. He's still gonna bother people.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You got an ashtray? -I don't have any ashtrays.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Jerry, don't freak out. I'll take care of you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

-Are you all right? -I don't know. I just--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.8s

I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.6s

No, don't mention it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

-I don't understand. -Exactly.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Don't worry about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

What? You're breaking me up with me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

Say me, you and Kramer are flying over the Andes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Hey, take it outside. -Come on, Larry. You know me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

You brought me only misfortune and humiliation. Now, get out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

-Katie, don't-- -All right. Thanks.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

...and I don't know no Portuguese.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.3s

Who could love me?