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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I'm getting one. No ifs, ands or buts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He's not the murderer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Who is more important to you, her or me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...she's not that good-looking!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Why not? - Would you change yours?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Are you saying she's not attractive?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Get out. - Not since June 29th, 1980.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Well, maybe you're not the Deion type.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Not everybody likes everybody. - I wasn't nice?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Are you kidding me? - I'm afraid not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Why not? - I guess because it's her job.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Why? - If I can't get one, you're not!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You know. Not everybody's seen a massage table.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Obviously, these are not hard-and-fast rules.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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What was all that " attractive women not getting tickets" nonsense?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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She just pulls it away immediately. She's not into it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's not like you'll be spending a lot of time with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...with your table and your little oils. I'm not supposed to expect anything?