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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

3s

- Are you ready, my son? - Yes, "faddah."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

3.8s

But I just don't feel ready to make a commitment yet.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

4.2s

- You're not going to the ear guy. - No, you're not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.7s

- Vast? - No, not vast.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.4s

Because I'm not Latvian Orthodox.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.2s

Well, that's not entirely true.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.1s

I don't know. Not always.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.2s

...I'm not thinking about the price.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

1.5s

I hope I'm not disturbing you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.7s

You know, it's not like changing toothpaste.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.6s

- You were snooping. - I was not snooping.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

1.5s

...but I am not worthy of it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.9s

Well, I trust people not to do that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.9s

No, no. Sister Roberta is not a nun.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.9s

You're not performing any rituals in this house!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.6s

If you think I'm not, just check it out."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

3.8s

- To Latvian Orthodox? - Why not? What do I care?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.9s

I am not going to ask him about funguses.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2s

- You sure you don't mind? - Oh, of course not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

5.1s

Well, perhaps not to the extent that you are, but...