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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.6s

- Why not? - Well, you're not checked out on it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.4s

Because you're not a dermatologist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.7s

I'm not really going straight home.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.1s

I'm not too worried about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.5s

Oh, no, no, no. Not that big.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.7s

The tide took them out, not the kids.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.7s

Kruger. That's not Kruger Industrial Smoothing, is it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.1s

...tell her you're not a test-tube pincushion.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.8s

Of course not. Wash it, dry it, move on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.2s

But it's not a photograph. I need a photograph.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.7s

No. You're not taking a deli slicer to my boss.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.6s

- It'll be ultrathin. He'll barely feel it. - No. Absolutely not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.5s

You're not a doctor. You shouldn't have books like this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.1s

That's where the hives are coming from. It's not Dr. Sitarides.