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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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It's not like Marlene's a bad person or anything...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...or in the lobby, or whatever...

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Or, Boy, that's... That's something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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He's a teacher or something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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She never asks if I'm busy or anything.

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But she's got me, like, hypnotized or something.

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Jerry, it's not my fault.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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No, it's not your fault.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm not pulling a shopping cart.

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There's no chance of not waiting...

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- You can't do that. - Why not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...is the total dead stop. Not even rolling...

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I'm not talking into the soap right now.

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- Do not be afraid of this man. - Right.

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- She can't kill me, right? - No, of course not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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What am I supposed to do? Not do anything?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...are not that concerned with her job, are we?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Yes, I know I have the wrong number. I want to know if I dialled wrong or...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- How could you not care? - I don't know, but I don't.

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- You can't eat that. Take that back. - I'm not taking it back.