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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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I'm not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

4.6s

Friends. Yeah. Why not friends?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.7s

It's not a twist-off.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.4s

Now, would you rather be in their zoo or their circus?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.1s

What'd you do? Cut this out of a magazine or something?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.6s

I don't know. It's not practical.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-You could have. -I could not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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I need one or I can't get back into the forbidden city.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.7s

You know, I may not say this enough...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.6s

Now, listen, you better not wait. I'll catch you later.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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People like me have not been inside in thousands of years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.1s

-Not bad. What does she--? -I put her stats on the back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-Why would anybody want a friend? -It's really not that bad, actually.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-Would you like some bread, Jerry? -No. No, thanks, I'm just not hungry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.1s

Why not? Like, yesterday, I went to the bank to make a deposit...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.4s

You are not gonna believe this. I told him that I just wanted to be friends.