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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.8s

You gonna buy a hot dog or not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.8s

Ready to take you to the Hamptons.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.5s

At the funeral, give or take.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.8s

Or should I bring some cream?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.5s

Not you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

4.3s

So this is over? Not over? I'm betting not over.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

4s

Speak now or we are headed to the Hamptons.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.3s

It's not really gold.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.4s

- African. - Well, not Africa.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.8s

Not by a long shot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.9s

Or else you really like them and that's why you do this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.1s

- That's not Irish. - I think he's black.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.8s

- Why not? - Well, it would be okay...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.1s

- You didn't have a deal? - No deal. Not hot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.3s

And you're not going to, because I'm hanging it up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

4.4s

This is not about them. Now if you'll excuse me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.6s

No, of course not. I mean, I'd just like to know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

4.3s

...sit in the heat, pretend it's not hot, and enforce these rules.