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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- You from around here? - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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I hired her from a service.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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But if I don't get my money from you, I'm gonna get it from her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- Hello? - You have a collect call from-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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I don't want any money from you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Yeah, my life is over. My girlfriend's moving away.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Because Neil Watkins from Accounting is T-Bone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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From now on, I will be known as-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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My name is Maxwell. I'm from Maid to Order.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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You know, they're faxing me the menus from some restaurants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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...from this little old lady in my building, Mrs. Krantz.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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The distance, the longing, the distance, the-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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The nickname.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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The girlfriend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Disinfectant on the blinds, vacuuming the couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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The rest is-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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It's the same.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Koko, the monkey.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Is this the suicide talk, or the nickname talk?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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I must be at the nexus of the universe.