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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...but it's a fact of life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...sucking Colt 45 from a can.

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Of course, I'm from Long Island, so...

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So you read from a little play.

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Ever since you came back from the Army, you've changed.

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She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life.

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But you shouldn't let that stop you from going. You could go. I don't mind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...keep the little piece of paper in the roller of the typewriter.

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Won't the landlord know I'm not the daughter?

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About the pizza?

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What's the word there? Offing. It's in the offing.

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The doctor said they need to build the lateral wall of the septum. Over here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Big investigation in the...

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...screaming down the hall:

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Get the check. She takes the bandages off at 4:00.

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...what the crop circles are. You know what the crop circles are?

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- What's the matter? - No. Nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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No. About the nose job.

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Oh, the nose job. Yeah...

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I'll tell you, the sex...