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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

4.5s

...is the life choice of drug abuse and accounting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

2.1s

You don't even know what they're made from.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

2.3s

I think they are made from Lycra spandex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

3.8s

I base my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

2.1s

He can write checks to himself from my account.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

3.8s

It's a letter from your friend Barry Prophet's lawyer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

4.2s

And from the first time I laid eyes on a brassiere...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

3.5s

- They're made from Lycra spandex. - Get out of here. Lycra spandex?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

3s

Sorry I'm late. I just came from a meeting with my lawyer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

3.3s

...take a big chunk of money from me and use it to buy drugs.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

2.4s

...the D. That's the biggest.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

1.3s

...the B...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

1.6s

...the C...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

1.3s

The what?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

1.9s

I know the D is the biggest.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

2.3s

You got the cups in the front...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

3.3s

- Where do you keep the corkscrew? - It's in the drawer on the right.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

2s

- What about the money? - What about the money?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

1.9s

The name's Mitch.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

3.5s

"I pulled the lever on the machine, but the Clark bar didn't come out!"