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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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Well, I can't believe this. I know Phil.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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I knew I was crazy to try this kind of thing...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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...you know your mother and I love you very much...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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You know your mother and I love you very much...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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He'll love it. I just did it at the Concorde last week. It killed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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But I got a big problem.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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- Oh, what a story. - Oh, God. I know. I know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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I can do 4'2", 4'3" is a stretch.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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- I could use a good laugh. - Who couldn't?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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I remember when I was a kid, some guy tried to heighten.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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...and I wound up meeting someone as a result.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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- I told you. - Nobody put a gun to your head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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- I haven't cracked a smile in months. - Oh, don't worry. You'll crack.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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Yeah, I went by the hospital to see him a few days ago.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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The other day after work, some girlfriends and I went to a bar...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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If I was a woman, I'd be at the dock waiting for the fleet to come in.