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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.3s

Boys, I'm retiring.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3s

Well, grab a cigar, boys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.7s

Hey, Morty. Your boy here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.2s

I don't think so.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.8s

Don't eat cookies for breakfast.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.6s

Don't I look more relaxed?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3s

We don't like you, George.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.2s

Why don't you just ask him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.3s

Don't worry. I know a guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.9s

- I don't feel like eating. - Me neither.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.2s

- I don't believe this. - I know, I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.6s

Don't worry. I'll get to the other functions.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.3s

- Skiing, racquetball- - Well, I don't do that stuff.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.9s

You don't let somebody lie when you know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.1s

...don't you realize this is against the rules?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.7s

I don't think we should be talking about this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.5s

I don't think we're supposed to be talking about this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.7s

- So you need to know? - No, I don't need to know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.8s

I don't have any feta. How about cottage cheese and egg beaters?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3s

...and flush the toilet so the gaskets don't dry out and leak.