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New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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$50 to never show us your penis.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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I'm sorry, man, I was just saying that to show off for her.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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and he's afraid of thunder. I'm the voice of...

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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Oh, um, preferably of Asian heritage.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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Are you ashamed of your friends?

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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Safety is of the utmost importance...

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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Very bendy, with a heart of gold.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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Give you the rest of the tour.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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and she's the cutest of all my daughters.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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what's your range of motion, side to side?

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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I'm not married. I am the opposite of married.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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And a crotch of gold. Hmm? Yeah, I'll hold.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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I'm sitting next to the inventor of bro juice.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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- Thank you. - Yeah. Just you and me, of course.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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- You had fuzz on... A piece of... - Jar. Schmidt.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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girl-style friendship where we kind of hate each other.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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Oh, look at this big old pile of birthday Schmidt.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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Seriously, I think all of your friends seem completely awesome...

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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It's ladies, like, one out of 10 times, at most.

New Girl (2011) - S01E10 The Story of the 50

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- And he's also one of my best friends. - Oh, no, keep going.