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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Now I'm in the worst position of all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...never get out of the way of ambulances?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It's like robbing a bank. Don't loiter in front of the teller with a bag of money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...in terms of the future, you have to magnify everything about them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It's a can of soda.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I have never seen one episode of I Love Lucy in my life ever.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You're making too much of this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Of course, the woman's looking at the guy thinking:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You're kicking me out of my house?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't imagine what she must think of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't get the enthusiastic hi, I'm out of there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and maybe even be part of a real bull session.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Should've thought of that when you were eating cheese omelets...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Of course you do, but you're imagining a guy you like.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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All those quick shots of the pants. Just pants, pants, pants, pants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Could I look at uneven eyebrows for the rest of my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I asked some friends this weekend, all of them like the commercial.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I think if they hear you chewing on the other end of the phone...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Hey. I just thought of a really funny thing for your act.