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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I wrote a 20-minute bit about how homework stinks.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and we're out of time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...is now functioning for the first time in its existence.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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In fact, next time I'm planning on going to Corfu.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I've taken it three times. I almost passed the last one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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A long time ago, my uncle and a date are driving, like, through Mexico.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.