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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Jerry, you gotta show me what I'm doing wrong.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Peggy, we gotta talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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It's like watching a fat guy catch a cannonball...

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-I gotta make a pit stop. -Okay.

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I gotta clean those bearings. Hold this.

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But I feel I gotta get the apology.

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You gotta dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drainage line.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...but this guy's really showing me something.

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Well, what if you showed her bad naked, huh?

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I didn't get my apology.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...of my finely knit sweater.

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That wasn't really necessary. I don't ride it. It's just for show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...rubbed her stapler in my armpit and put her keyboard on my butt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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What is wrong with my body?

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Well, I talked to my sponsor...

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-lt caught my skin. -Oh, that's bad.

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He was riffing. Riffing. On my pain.

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-This is my first meeting. -Step-skipper.

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By the way, my uncle was an alcoholic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...and much-appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub.