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The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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Oh, Jacques. I'm a married woman.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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Yes, I am a very good teacher, and I can teach you everything.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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Tell him I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love,

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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Mom is wracked with guilt because her marriage is failing.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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Or the Rusty Barnacle is nice.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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This is the closest I've got.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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It is nice to meet you,

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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which frame is the beer frame.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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Now this is living, hey, kids?

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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- Is Thursday okay? - It's okay, indeed.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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Mimosa is the name of the drink.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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Your laughter is like music to me.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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- Bart! - But this occasion is already so special.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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- It is for you. - Oh, Jacques, it fits.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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Whatever it is, we're making out like bandits.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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The Springfield Mall is now open for your spending needs.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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This is gonna be the best birthday breakfast Mom ever had.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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Oh, Bart, don't you see? This is what psychologists call overcompensation.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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The ball's bigger. But for food, this is a good ball.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E09 Comedy

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But first of all, you yell, "The eight-pin is a cop."