A Beverly Hillbilly.

Hillbilly, that is.

Yeah, and you're late.

And she... I hope so.

And you know Mr. Chapman.

Mr. Joplin and Mr. Drysdale.

Mr. Chapman and the movie director's here.

Well, look at you and that get-up, and he'll want to stop thinking of you, period.

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

And then you give it a big yank.

They're the rare combination of beauty and talent.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crew.

This is all drab and stringy around the edges.

And then you throw it all the way back.

Hi, it's some stranger and Mr. Chapman from the studio.

Hasn't even signed the contract and already she's showing up late.

Then I'm gonna call Miss Jane and tell her she's been slittered.

Your coming by is going to make the boy powerful and happy.

It's the first series I've been offered with real quality and sophistication.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.