What will the Clampetts do?

Only the best for President Clampett.

President Clampett seems to think they do.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Which of these names do you like best for Mr. Clampett's corporation?

In other words, Mr. Clampett, the government doesn't want you to pay any more tax than you have to.

Hillbilly, that is.

Chief, perhaps you should explain to Mr. Clampett that it is perfectly legal to avoid taxes so long as we do not evade them.

Clamco is right here in Beverly Hills.

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

I quit.

Again?

Ain't you happy with your office?

I ain't happy with my job.

Vice president?

That's it.

I just had Jesso look up what that word vice means.

And I ain't gonna be president of no such goings-on.

Uncle Jed, I couldn't find no turps, but I got some of that gold paint.

Mr. Whitman, Jed.