Ellie?

Hello, Ellie.

How's that look, Ellie?

Come on, Granny Ellie Mae.

Ellie, this is Mr. Cratchit.

How do you do, Ellie May?

And this is our lovely receptionist, Miss Ellie May.

Get a free kitten with every haircut and a puppy if you... He knows all that, Ellie.

I was just anxious to save Ellie all that walking.

For $5,000 a month, that's what for.

Oh, man.

Ellie Mae, come on over and show Mr. Drysdale your sandwich sign.

A pretty girl like Ellie wasting her time running around the neighborhood with an ape and little critters.

He pays $5,000 a month just for these offices.

Yes, they've been bellyaching for a medical care plan.

What for?

What for?

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Picture Ellie May in a pretty dress, sitting behind the reception desk of Jed Clampett Enterprises Incorporated, meeting all the young eligible business executives and captains of industry.

You don't think I'm going to take a rap for this?