Hillbilly, that is.

Wait a minute.

You're a saint.

Set a spell.

A kitten with every haircut and a puppy if you have a tooth pulled.

Oh, now... I'm a fair barber and a good dentist and a brilliant doctor.

Is that a fact?

Now, wait a minute.

I've got a brilliant idea.

Ain't that a sorry sight?

A real professional dentist chair.

As a matter of fact,

Yeah, like a private projection room, and a sauna bath, and a landing pad on the roof for my helicopter.

Well, will you take along a few if I put them in a basket?

How about a picture of Gabby Hayes with a sign saying gums by Granny?

Mix me a little cement, Jed.

You got a nice smile, too.

We make a good team, Jed.

This has been a Filmwise presentation.

When you're through, you can have a free kitten or a free puppy or both.