The Beverly Hillbilly.

Is it a wedding or a funeral?

Hillbilly, that is.

and it keeps on coming in whether I'm sitting, standing, or snoring.

That plane holds what, 10 or so comfortably at $300 a shot?

Now you got your choice of coffee, tea, buttermilk, or hot mouth.

Or they got a machine on the back that takes out old trash and... Crash!

I ain't got wings, feathers, or a beak, and you ain't getting me off the ground.

Well, Mr. Brewster or not, I was hoping that oil would give up and went away.

I could become the laughing stock of Beverly Hills.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.

Black gold.

Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Hills, that is, swimming pools, movie stars.

oh gee this is shocking I know what you're looking at in those viewers girly pictures look at that

That's a quarter of a million in pure gold.

I picked these up at the Bank of Stag.