Your hair or your teeth?

When you're through, you can have a free kitten or a free puppy or both.

I just want a straight yes or no answer.

I can give you a chloroform, or a local, or the economy job, where I just clamp you into the chair.

Hillbilly, that is.

He might be getting his shoes fixed or his hair cut.

Or you can turn it the other way around, and you got B.J., Boy Genius.

away from there said california is a place you ought to be so they loaded up the truck and moved to beverly hills that is swimming pools movie stars a beverly hillbilly

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling crude.

Boy, that is black gold, Texas tea.

I got professional ethics.

Good.

How about a picture of Gabby Hayes with a sign saying gums by Granny?

I was just testing it.

It's good to have an honest partner.

Ain't much money in it, but it's good.

I'll start making them signs.

How about putting your picture up here?

What for?