The Beverly Hillbillies.

Me and you, we'll learn skip or swim.

Hillbilly, that is.

Chucks, by then I'll be too old to do any of that double knot hugging and kissing, or even fighting.

Well, Granny, like you say, quick as Jethro joins the army or something, the government will keep him in clothes and feed him too.

So they loaded up a truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Yes, ma'am.

We know there's more education to be got, but Jethro is anxious to commence serving his country now, and Granny's on his side.

Granny?

Yes, you see, Jethro ain't got his full growth yet, and the more he grows, the more he eats.

And Granny is war too frazzled keeping him laid out and filled up, and she says, uh, let the government feed him for a spell.

He can serve his country while his country serves him.

Of course, he can resume his education when he gets out.

And by volunteering, you can choose any branch of the service you like.

Army, Navy, Marine Corps, Air Corps, Coast Guard.

Have you decided what you'd like to be, Jethro?

Well, yes, ma'am.

Oh, you mean 007.

Yeah, you see, 00 spies is what you call irresistible to women.

This fella spend most of his time fighting and loving and loving and fighting and then loving some more.