The Beverly Hillbillies.

Or a lout?

Now she can be a drudge or a troll or something.

They won't know what to do or say or who to turn to.

I'll make you a scullion or a serf.

Hillbilly, that is.

Is that bringing up enough, or do you want another one?

Doinks and tally-ho, my liege, or Junk Row Depot Dean, at thy service.

Don't you touch me, or the Royal Executioner will lop off your offended membrane!

So they loaded up the truck and removed the beverly.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oil, that is.

Black gold.

Hills, that is.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

What's got into you, boy, and what's that you got into?

These are the kind of royal raiments we's going to be wearing over at your castle.

A what?

I was over at the bank when Mr. Drysdale got the word, so I went over to the studio and got us some Queen Elizabeth clothes.