A Beverly Hillbilly.

Hillbilly, that is.

Save Beverly Hills?

But there's only one or maybe two five-star generals in the whole country.

It's right here in Beverly Hills.

He's gonna defend Beverly Hills against the Red Army.

He'll be going to school, learning to be a Beverly Hills General.

Jethro says he's going to a military school right here in Beverly Hills.

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crew.

Boy, that is black gold, Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

Granny!

Help me make!

Uncle Jethro!

Granny!