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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You know me. I'm a vault.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Excuse me. I'm not in right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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So you tell your friends I'm not hip because I like that commercial.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Because whenever you think about this person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'm dead. I'm a dead man. That's it, I'm dead. I'm a dead man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Because you can't slam down a cordless phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- I'm Donna. - Donna.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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No, I'm fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Yes. I'm lactose intolerant.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Yesterday, I'm a volcano.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Please, I'm serious. - Okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...I think I brought it up because I like that commercial. No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Yes, she wants me to like her, if she likes me, but she doesn't like me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and I'm standing there, Maybe I'm putting too much ice in mine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It keeps me up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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George Costanza. Remember me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You call me back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'm planning a Wednesday call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I once broke up with a guy because he didn't keep his bathroom clean.