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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Because I gotta slice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Because you're not a dermatologist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- No. - Because I hit a whomper last week.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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She spent an hour and a half making me feel like I'm worthless.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Because it is the mature, adult thing to do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You're all killing me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I'm gonna lose that nail.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Well, I'm a classy guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Well, I'm, cleaning my slicer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Okay. I'm on the phone, all right? I'm on the phone with someone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I'm not really going straight home.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That's it. I'm out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I'm not too worried about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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How does that affect me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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What? She gave me hives?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Give me a big smile.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That's what they tell me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Elaine. Elaine. - I'm suffocating. I can't breathe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Summer of '89, I'm at the beach.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I'm just going over our annual report.