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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Because I'm a cheater!

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- Put me down. I'm down. - All right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...because I cannot wear orange.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- Come on. - I'm getting out. Give me a minute.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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I'm ready. I'm ready.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Health's not doing it for me anymore. I'm sick of health.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- Sure. - Because you only get one call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Maybe because she knows you're going to jail.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Excuse me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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I'm sorry, Jill.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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I'm Captain Maddox.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- I'm Elaine. - Hi.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Because the next day, people gather around the water coolers...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...because they let this sit on their shelf for years.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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No. Because you cannot be a bystander and be guilty.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Because I could get uromysitisis poisoning and die, that's why.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- That's a shame. - Take me! Take me!

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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But hear me and hear me well.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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I'm sorry, I have to say, I'm a little disappointed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- Me too. - Yeah.