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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Don't call me. - Don't worry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Let me take your table. - That's okay.

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I don't want people touching me that don't wanna have sex with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Who would be calling me here?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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All right, here we go. Let me get the door.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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She doesn't like me. Now, Jerry, if you don't mind...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Let's discuss this later.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Yes. Yes. Everybody has to like me. I must be liked.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Let's get together again soon.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Okay, then let's see, let's see, what do we got? Oh, oh, oh, O.J.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Yeah. - Let's do this again soon.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Anyway, I don't even get a thank you. I don't get it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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But I mean... Well, let's say I was you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...we could be... You know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You think she liked me? She seemed to like me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I don't submit to forcible massage.

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She didn't like me.

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It's killing me, Jerry!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- You don't like double dates. - George does.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Well, I don't know. Maybe you haven't.