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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

5.4s

Seinfeld. I made a reservation for a midsize, and she's a small.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.3s

- A cookie! - Can you give him a cookie?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.5s

Oh, wait a-

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

You got a line in a Woody Allen movie?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.6s

- I don't have a washcloth. - Use a paper towel.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

You mean "a career."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.2s

I need a bucket of water. I got a car overheating.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.4s

- You've got a blender. - I'd know if I had a blender.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

What community? There's a community?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.3s

Of course there's a community.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

Let's put a few cookies in a blender and he could drink it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.3s

He'll be walking around with a limp, because you can't park a few cars.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.8s

He is not a drug addict.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.8s

Wait a second. Maybe that's them.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

A spokeswoman for the legendary filmmaker...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

- Can I ask you a question? - Sure.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.6s

All right, thanks a lot. Here's Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

I'm in a transition phase right now.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

If you did, I'd have a car.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.8s

...and he's parking cars for a living!