And you were able to untie yourself and get away?

Okay? Put on some donny osmond, close your eyes and ask yourself one question--

Look, if you're not responsible enough to handle yourself, then obviously,I made a big mistake.

then go national as morning talk show hosts,

so, Eric, your dad's muffler shop opens tomorrow.

That's, like, the perfect job for him. I mean, he's been muffling you for years.

Yes, he really hates noise.

I think it's because it reminds him of fun.

Hey, at least Red got a job he likes. I thought I was cool flipping burgers,

then I met the night shift guy who's been doing it for 30 years. He's got no eyebrows, and he lives in his own car.

I don't want to be that guy.

And you won't be if you follow the plan I gave you,

Okay? We get a job as a local weather team,

and then... star in our own ice capades.

Jackie, I've told you, I don't capade.

- I am quitting my job, though. - Me too.

The department of motor vehicles is not as glamorous as it sounds.

You know what motor vehicles are?

They're cars.

Just cars.