You know, I made a point of going down there and spreading a rumor that

Your whole story's unraveling, man.

Your dad owns a beer warehouse ?

'Cause your sandals get so sandy.

Mr. Forman, is this your daughter ?

You know what, hyde? Your problem is

instead of sitting here on your patootie.

Back from your date so soon, huh ?

Isn't he at your house with the guys ?

Oh, hey, I'm kelso. I'm gonna eat your breakfast.

I mean, the bitchy stuff is your bread and butter.

But what I must've said was, "go sit on your ass."

Don't talk to me, forman. This whole thing with jackie is all your fault.

this tv producer called to tell me he loved my public access show.

that's funny, eric.

I thought I told you to clean out the vista cruiser.

No, I was there, red. You definitely said, "go clean out the cruiser."

But he just insists on being defiant.

Look, I'm sorry, dad, but something really important came up.

"I dream of jeannie" did her blinking thing, and now dr. Bellows thinks he's a monkey, so...