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Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

5.3s

Think of it as a going away present.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

1.6s

known as the Calamarain.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

3.1s

My life as a human being has been a dismal failure.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

5.4s

Even as a member of this, hmm, limited species.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

3.9s

Anything I wished, as long as it was mortal.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

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Which doesn't mean as much as it used to.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

3.3s

But as a human, I would have died of boredom.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

1.8s

As a human, I was ill-equipped to thank you.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

2.8s

I could have chosen to exist as a Markoffian sea lizard

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

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I like to think of it as a significant career change.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

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but your precious ship as well.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

1.8s

as it lubricates my bio-functions.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

4.3s

As a fellow Klingon, if you would speak to the captain on my behalf,

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

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Sir, he is reading as fully human.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

3s

Energy patterns are reading as highly organized.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

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They exist as swirls of ionized gas.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

2.3s

And punish us as well, it would seem.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

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I would normally describe it as being terrified.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

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Fine. You want to be treated as human.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - S03E13 Déjà Q

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But as myself, you have my everlasting gratitude.