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Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

3.6s

My dreams are all dead and buried

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

4.2s

Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

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When God comes and calls me to His kingdom

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

3.7s

I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

1.4s

- My turn. - Hell, no.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

3.2s

- Man, let me drive that thing. Come on! - Do not touch the trim!

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

4.2s

Racial tension has divided this country for far too long...

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

5.1s

and now it threatens to claim America's favorite animated family.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

2.7s

Santa Claus is dead!

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

4.2s

- Your mama's white. - No, it's a damn lie! I can jump. See?

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

4.9s

Cargo slacks are a breeze at Old Air Force, starting at $14.99.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

5s

- No! - Rusty! Rusty! Be still, boy.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

3.9s

There's only five laps to go, and ol' Dick Trickle's about to win this sombitch!

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

2s

Don't let him draft you, dick.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

1.3s

What the?

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

1.5s

Hell fire, damn!

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

4.6s

- Daddy, I need to know once and for all... - Oh, damn it, not this again.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

5.6s

I told you, boy, if your mama's white, then that makes me a damn chalkie lover.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

2.6s

Now, do I look like a chalkie lover to you?

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E05 Comedy

2.7s

I don't know, Daddy. You do drink a lot.