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Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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then why don't you try working yourself a real damn job.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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Ain't you got a real job, daddy?

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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- What time is it? - About 2:30.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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What the...?! Damn!

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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I'm two days and six hours late for work.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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Work, work, work, work

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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Ready, going to work

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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You're late, you're late, you're late

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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Even an ex-con needs a second chance.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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Fortunately for Early, his boss believed in forgiveness.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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And this here is the Immaculate Conceptor.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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It's got special heavenly coils that'll make you sleep for three days.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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Then you will arise rested and refreshed. And if you ain't completely satisfied...

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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you will experience the second coming of your cash or store credit.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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- Great. We're just looking, thanks. - Well, look at this here. Yeah!

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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Look at this. Egyptian cotton.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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I know the slaves made it but hell, they got away.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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That's OK. You know, we're not big, you know, sleepers.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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You could be, believe it.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E02 Comedy

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Baptimize yourself in total comfort as you part the bad seed...