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Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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My dreams are all dead and buried

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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When God comes and calls me to His kingdom

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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- My turn. - Hell, no.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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- Man, let me drive that thing. Come on! - Do not touch the trim!

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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Early's tenure as CEO of Dan Halen Sheetrock International...

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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had not been long, but it had been distinguished.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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I would call it a steady decline in performance...

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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but that would imply that he performed at one point in time.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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In fact, he had not. He was drunk.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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Herd Thinner is the name of the brand. I can't change that.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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What would you have me call it? It's a highly toxic gel.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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Hi.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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I know it looks like toothpaste. It's supposed to.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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No, I'm saying, "Wipe, moron."

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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Hold on there.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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Well, now, looky here. Hot damn it! It's the weekend!

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E06 Comedy

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- See you Tuesday. - It is Tuesday.