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Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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- Man, let me drive that thing. Come on! - Do not touch the trim!

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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Nothing binds a father and a son more closely...

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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than the truth behind the decapitated hooker in the rec room.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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But peewee sports are good at that, too.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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Now, Russell, I know your nerves must be a-jingle-jangling about right now.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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I just don't want to let you down, daddy.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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Son, it ain't about that.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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It's about getting out there and having some fun!

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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Now, you remember that motivatical cheer me and you come up with?

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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- Win or you'll whup my ass? - Correct. Hands in, on three.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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One...

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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One?

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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- One! Win or I'll whup your ass! - Win or you'll whup my ass!

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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Wait a minute, boy. Don't forget your face protectings.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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I'm sorry, daddy, I never played soccer before.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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And you ain't never going to! Now, get in there and fight like a cock!

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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Let the ground spew forth 1,000 geysers of blood...

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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Where's the ball?

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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...as these furious, pumped-up cocks erupt in massive violence.

Squidbillies (2005) - S01E03 Comedy

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- I don't like soccer, Daddy. - Place your bets. All windows are open.