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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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The shoes have to match the pocketbook.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- The lake isn't real. - The lake is real.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...with one of the ladies at the pool.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Is it the humidity? Is it the Muzak?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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What's the matter?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- What? - The pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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The air conditioner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Take the pen and the Scotch tape and get the hell out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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So, that's $17.10, and the tax and the tip.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...because by not fixing the crack in the sidewalk...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- Call the airlines again. - What happened to the Scotch tape?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Slept on the job?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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The hiring of incompetents.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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It's in the constitution.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...and he says that according to the bylaws of the condo constitution...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Who takes the Scotch tape?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Hey, there's the old man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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We'll pay for the car.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I'm going for the record.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- Take the pen. - Oh, no.