We do like a small town.

Up and down the Sunset Strip, all over town.

There's gonna be some grown-up courting in here.

Well, take it in the parlor and set it up in front of the fireplace.

13 and 14, a girl's in her prime.

But back in Tennessee, my old granny had a saying.

Say, I know it seems like I'm barging in, but Mr. Clampett said if I ever came to town, he'd take it right poorly if I didn't stay with you.

Wouldn't look too romantic having a dentist chair sitting in there.

You see, this telegram is from a Mr. Sam Drucker in Hooterville.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling crude.

My old granny back in Tennessee had a saying, men is like mules if you... Hello?

Why, they'd set upon you in a jealous rage and tear you to pieces and tear you ready to face lust, craze, lovers, like Lash-a-roo, Rip-torn, or Rudy Valley.