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Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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Waiter, check, please.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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...without even checking to see if there is water.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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Like this:

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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This is not a cafeteria.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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I'm only doing this for you.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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You know this one. You're so funny.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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The mailman put this in my box by mistake.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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So this is one of your American mating places.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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And the others say, "This is a very beautiful animal."

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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Hey, you know, this sounds like a song from my country.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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All right, let's get this over with so I can go home.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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This is the funniest joke in all of Mypos. - It's a small country.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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All right. But this is a little faster than I usually like to operate.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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And they say, "This has got to be the most ugly animal in the worid."

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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My roommate. A stranger from another country.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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Maybe when I was born nude in front of all those strangers.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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Hi, Larry. - Oh, hi, Susan.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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Another letter from Ed McMahon.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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I feel bad about not getting back to him.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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Susan. - Hi, Balki.