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Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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That part's good. I think we stayed on message for that part.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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I didn't throw up,I spit up.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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Yeah,what's up?

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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Yeah,but the important part of what I said was stay in bed.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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Um,I just finished up a gig with my band three skin,

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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I'm not an animal. My tongue is swelling up. No,no,don't touch--

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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Thank you so much for bringing that up in front of a reporter.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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you got up because you had to write the article and I said,come on,stay in bed.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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Hi,this is deputy director of parks and recreation-- Leslie?

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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And finally,we've got ann perkins and andy dwyer.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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Oh,ann. You're so sweet and innocent and pretty.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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I'm leslie knope. I'm the deputy director of parks and recreation.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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And that's it. Okay?

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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And she's a bitch.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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Mark and I made love once. And it was very intense.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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And I fell in and broke my legs. Such a tragedy.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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It's one and two. Stay on message and stay on message. Right?

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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Oh,and right here. At the end. She writes,and I quote,

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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and she's writing a really bad article and it's gonna destroy us all.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E03 The Reporter

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It's pretty and it smells good.