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North

3.6s

You want to know how to build a rocket, don't ask me.

North

1.1s

Don't even ask about it.

North

2.8s

You need brain surgery--I'm not your man.

North

0.8s

I won't discuss it.

North

5s

But if you wonder about the quality of a pair of pants, come to me.

North

1.3s

I can't think about it.

North

2s

Pants! That's what I know. Pants.

North

2.7s

I had a day, let me tell you.

North

1.7s

He says, What about chinos?

North

2.5s

Herbrew slaves in Egypt...

North

1.6s

I know chinos.

North

2.6s

...were in Disneyland compared--

North

3.1s

He asked me about jeans. Please!

North

3.2s

Yes, being whipped is no bargain...

North

2.3s

But overalls--now he's insulting me.

North

4.4s

...but the slaves didn't have to book the Himmelmans at Easter.

North

3.8s

Einstein knew arithmentic and I know pants.

North

2.3s

North knew he was having a coronary.

North

2s

I said, Do you know who I am?

North

3.5s

As a rule, 11-year-olds don't experience these.