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Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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Family, gather round.

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with matching blue Pampers.

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out of this family.

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* We're the modern Stone-Age Family **

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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Let me be honest with you, Peggy.

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I, of course, have to sleep with mine.

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for the more important things for this family.

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Why would you buy a chicken with three drumsticks?

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The one with two legs cost $1.19 a pound.

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Oh, except for that lovely house with no kitchen

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I feed a family of four for 32 cents,

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But, family, I'm going to realize my second dream.

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Why did we buy a house with only one bathroom?

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Well, Peg, we all have to live with our disappointments.

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when you have to share a bathroom with a woman,

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what with a fish floating belly-up in your bathroom.

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and we each pose for a picture with the bowl?

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Doesn't anyone want breakfast?

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I have an egg and someM&M's.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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I can make an omelet.