The eyes roll back in the head.

Sometimes the production values of my life simply amaze me.

Well, nobody said anything about taking the shirt off.

Oh, I guess I just have my first taste of the filthy side of this business.

Except for that terrible nagging feeling in the back of my mind.

It reminds me of my old male modeling days.

It was so nice of my daddy to suggest it.

Unless I crash through the roof of a theater, I guess my days on the stage are over.

Why don't we take the tie off, throw it in the air, go nuts for it.

Just my luck to fall out of a plane during hunting season.

I fell out of a plane and I'm plunging to my death.

Despite the fact that I'm falling in the wrong direction, I'm pretty sure that I'll go to heaven because of all my social work with the youth of Greenville.

Which reminds me of the sting.

He says it's the Disneyland of the Middle East.

Well, top of the morning, Officer O'Meara.

I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

And now get ready for the feel-good experience of the season.

The first thing my heroes taught me was an important and essential lesson.

Just for that, you don't get this back till the end of the day.

What about the time I fell out of that silly plane?