Well, let's climb up to the top, get us a good seat, wait for the show.

Well, your feet won't show under the bridge table.

Oh, Granny, you are a vision of a sheet Beverly Hills hostess from your head right down to your... My bloomers are showing again.

A game, a card game.

Granny, those smart capris are supposed to show, but where are your beautiful pumps?

You can have a bench, a bucket, or a rocker.

If that wasn't bad enough, they put on the worst show I ever did see.

A fun game.

Only a policeman.

That's a fact.

If a rooster can swim, so can a turkey gobbler.

And you're a man.

You just keep your feet a-movin' like Gertrude's a-doin'.

We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year.

A Christmas present for me.

We'll shoot a little golf.

What kind of a table?

My wife has a club.

But I'm also a woman.

And a Happy New Year!