Just a minute, Chris.

Oh, Chris!

Chris Peterson?

Oh, wait, Chris.

Oh, my first escort job.

My escort days are over.

I think you're nuts to want to be a male escort.

I'm her escort for the evening.

Hey, you're an escort too, huh?

Oh, don't be offended, Chris.

Chris, wait, please don't go.

The woman I'm escorting tonight's fairly undemanding.

He's a male escort I've been paying to have sex with me.

Nothing's too good for my hard-working escort.

I am Christopher Peterson, escort extraordinaire, here to escort your lovely daughter to the theater and present her with this complimentary pumpkin.

You were referred to me by the local escort service.

Chris, that just means the play is about to start.

Just a minute.

Saw a free play.

Geez, it's a wig.